Retcons mostly happen in an ongoing series like a TV show or a comic
book. Films, instead, have plot twists. They are basically the same
thing: you go through the story with one understanding of the facts, and
then your mind is blown as you realize those facts weren't true. The
difference is the motive and context.
Movies like Fight Club, Planet of the Apes, Saw, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Usual Suspects, Primal Fear,
and pretty much every M. Night Shyamalan movie have plot twists. You go
through the movie presented with one set of facts, and then you are
surprised later by one new piece of information that changes your
interpretation of the entire movie. The plot twist is part of the
experience of the movie. Revealing it to you before you see the movie
ruins the experience.
A retcon, on the other hand, is a "plot
twist" that undoes events in an already completed work, thereby creating
a plot twist where none was necessary. Here are some examples of
retcons:
The most famous retcon is the TV show Dallas
undoing years of continuity by revealing that it was "all a dream,"
which then gave any TV show license to do the exact same thing and claim
they were just parodying and/or paying tribute to Dallas. Roseanne, Married with Children, Newhart,
and others followed suit. Other examples of TV Show retcons: Fraiser
claiming a prior mention of his dad's death was a "euphemism," as was
the "magic box" in Lost. Topanga in Boy Meets World had a
hippie dad at the beginning of the series who, several seasons later,
magically transformed into a conservative traditionalist played by
Michael McKean. George Costanza cheated in the contest. Eric Cartman's
mother is actually his father...no, wait, she's his mother, and you'll
never guess who his father is!
In the Marvel Universe,
Wolverine's metal claws were originally part of his gloves. Then they
were skeletal implants lodged inside his forearms. Then they were bones.
Also, Jean Grey. She died. Then she came back as Phoenix, and then she
died again. Then it turned out Jean Grey and Phoenix were different
people, and Jean was still alive. Oh, and Spider-Man. They cloned him
back in the 70s and quickly killed off the clone to avoid complications.
Then they found out the clone wasn't a clone: the geneticist injected
his lab assistant with a virus to look like Peter Parker. No, actually,
there was a clone, and he didn't die, and guess what? That
guy whose adventures you've been following for the past 20 years? THAT
was the clone, and the real Spider-Man has been hiding somewhere for all
this time. No, actually, scratch that: everything was exactly how you
thought it was. Let's pretend this whole thing this never happened...
This
is the problem with retcons. Most of the time, they are cop-outs. The
writers make a bold choice, the fans overreact, and the writers come up
with a lazy way to undo their bold choice. It punishes the fans who
trust the writers and rewards the fans who complain. Yes, the writers
have a responsibility to give consumers what they want, but as
consumers, we should wait to see the writer's original vision before we
judge.
With movies, we don't question the artistic vision in this same way. We might fight it before
it's been made, but when it's done, we're done fighting. With the
finished product, we either like it or don't like it. We don't feel like
we have the power to complain to the artist to get what we want. We
move on. I imagine there were many pre-1983 Star Wars fans who wanted
Luke & Leia to end up together, but when it was revealed they were
brother and sister, those fans went, "Ew," and understood her decision
to settle down with Han Solo. There was no "Official Petition to
Lucasfilms: Please Retcon the Revelation that Luke & Leia are
Brother and Sister So They End Up Together While Sleazy Douchebag Han
Solo Dies Alone."
Plot twists are usually an artist's attempt to
deceive fans (albeit in an entertaining way). Retcons, instead, are
usually an artist's attempt to appease fans...except that fans
inevitably hate the execution of the retcon more than they hate the
thing that was being retconned.
Example: "Wow, Spider-Man is
getting really boring to write now that his identity has been revealed
to the word and he's married to a supermodel. Let's undo those
things...BY HAVING THE DEVIL ERASE HIS MARRIAGE FROM HISTORY AND HAVING A
SORCERER RELEASE A MAGICAL FORCE THAT ERASES ANY MEMORY THAT PETER IS
OR EVER WAS SPIDER-MAN."
If that idiotic idea was painful enough
to read when summed up in a paragraph, imagine what it was like for the
fans who followed the series for years. My guess is fans of Dallas felt
similarly. When comparing the "It was all a dream" retcon to the "We
changed the past and erased everyone's memory" retcon, the former wins
in the laziness department, the latter in the stupidity department., and
they both tie in the "disappointment to highly invested fans"
department.
...but let's be honest: the idea that we can add
information to the past that completely changes it in a way that's more
convenient? That adds to the escapist fantasy of entertainment. I waited
all through high school for that radioactive spider to bite me and give
me superpowers (didn't happen). I waited even longer to meet the hot
supermodel and marry her (did happen). But I'm still holding out for
that one moment that erases literally everything bad about my past,
present, and future while leaving the good things intact.
So, adoring fans, when are you going to write angry letters to the editorial board of my life until they cave in?
Where is my Dr. Strange?
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